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Fucking eh great weekend with the kids of AA. 15+was out in full force. My throat is still really fucked from the awesome duet performed by myself and J Miltiadopolopolis in honour of Carl and Pete. Jumped around so much and tried to create a mini mosh pit in the karaoke room, could hardly get the words out! Deb Deb's beef with the poof bouncer was truly spectacular and the goodbye moon was impressive.....what a woman, what a legend!

Came into the possession of a celeb crackberry last night.... debated whether or not to sell it to Heatworld, but my integrity is clearly of the highest standard and I kept it spafe, obvs had a nose before the wasted celeb, suprisingly came back to reclaim her property.

Getting pretty bored of not being allowed in to the mansion in Stokey. I need to prepare the boudoir and getting kicked out of R Kid's every so often is kinda lame. Spent 5 squid on a wifi card at Starbucks so now I can spend my homeless times in there. Brilliant.

Went pretty fucking crazy at the last car boot sale of the year on Sunday. Spent a total of 4 squid on some impressive clothes. I also have a new obsession with collecting glasses, decanters and glass bottles, I really don't know why. I think I am aspiring to becoming an antique dealer and live in a shop so full of junk, kinda channeling the pirate ship at the end of The Goonies.
Tired and off to work.

peace 15+

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these cunts sound quite good and she looks pretty fit with half her face masked by that fringe.

Beautiful

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what's the matter kid? Never had Lamb chop before?

Gettttaaaautttaaamypub!!!! So I'd been wanting to use my Peggy Mitchell line at the new bar, seeing as I haven't used it in a couple of years, but it turns out the MaccyB is big on lairyness and embraces all things drunk and debaucherous. I have spied numerous fitties around my new neighbourhood and I am in need of some major chirpage, but I need my WingWoman Newbs to be at the helm of another NCW. She is a true leader by examplerrr!

I purchased some Supernoodles for my tea today for the first time in about 4 years. They always appear so tempting and cheap and are then hugely disappointing. I yearn for the days of home cooked food waiting for me on the table after getting in from a hard day's work in the stockroom. Ah man it's gona be pizza night tomorrow, I hope them 'rents of mine shed a tear over their anchovies.

Biking around the East End is also a treacherous task. I thought I would just be another cunty poser on my bike, but turns out it's fecking hard work staying alive on these Landin Streets.

Went to the bike shop off Brick Lane the other day and there were all these losers hanging out and enquiring about....errrrrrrrr.....1 gear bikes....? I think they called them.... Fixies...??!!! I mean, like, seriously, WTF are these pricks thinking. Do you not understand the beauty of a 15 gear minimum bike.....?? huh? Dickheads!

Peace 15+

Taylor Vaughn, I'm a bitch

Check out the bobos on superfreak! Watching She's All That. Drank the obligatory 3 pints on Friday night, was wasted and apparently revealed my secret crush on Newb's bro! Have started paying my rent to R Kid in form of washing, cleaning and ad hoc studio manager duties. SIck. Now R Kid has left me to return to Bristol and I'm rather missing her. I'm sure in a week she will be fed up of me hanging around the studio like a big Loooooserr. Anyway nature finds a way.

peace 15+

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fucking idiots

So last night me and Newbs went to see Florence and were both in absolute agreement that The Academy in Bristol is fucking wank and that only major dickheads attend gigs there. Newbs and I are obviously excluded, cos we are ridiculously cool. There were so many old people that were clearly fulfilling their one gig a year quota. I love overhearing random people's conversations, cos no matter what they are talking about, it's pretty much guaranteed that I will think they are a fucking idiot. The conversation I am referring to was between these two goons and their female, loser mate. They were overheard saying how the last gig they went to was Razorshite and how totally awesome they were.....yep okay then...So imagine a venue full of tossers like this, me and Newbs were in our people hating element.

Hung around at the aftershow for a bit. Florence was being really, really, really, really, ridiculously loud, working the room and bouncing off the walls. Well done Flo. I love you. Newbs saw The XX leaving the aftershow party with a wrap, might have been coke, might have been MDMA, might have been Ket. You decide. Wish we would have partied with the 18 year olds....Me and Newbs are regulars on the Granny scene these days. Since hitting the big time on the Indie scene circa 2000ish, both Newbs and myself have retired from such prolific activities and we can now instead be found hanging out at Newb's minimal new house in Southville listening to Roxette and Sinead O Connor after 3 ciders for me and 2 JD and cokes for her. Like any good relationship, I will keep you hanging on and will not be giving up all the goods when we have only just met. So untill next time

Peace 15+

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