fucking idiots

So last night me and Newbs went to see Florence and were both in absolute agreement that The Academy in Bristol is fucking wank and that only major dickheads attend gigs there. Newbs and I are obviously excluded, cos we are ridiculously cool. There were so many old people that were clearly fulfilling their one gig a year quota. I love overhearing random people's conversations, cos no matter what they are talking about, it's pretty much guaranteed that I will think they are a fucking idiot. The conversation I am referring to was between these two goons and their female, loser mate. They were overheard saying how the last gig they went to was Razorshite and how totally awesome they were.....yep okay then...So imagine a venue full of tossers like this, me and Newbs were in our people hating element.

Hung around at the aftershow for a bit. Florence was being really, really, really, really, ridiculously loud, working the room and bouncing off the walls. Well done Flo. I love you. Newbs saw The XX leaving the aftershow party with a wrap, might have been coke, might have been MDMA, might have been Ket. You decide. Wish we would have partied with the 18 year olds....Me and Newbs are regulars on the Granny scene these days. Since hitting the big time on the Indie scene circa 2000ish, both Newbs and myself have retired from such prolific activities and we can now instead be found hanging out at Newb's minimal new house in Southville listening to Roxette and Sinead O Connor after 3 ciders for me and 2 JD and cokes for her. Like any good relationship, I will keep you hanging on and will not be giving up all the goods when we have only just met. So untill next time

Peace 15+