what's the matter kid? Never had Lamb chop before?

Gettttaaaautttaaamypub!!!! So I'd been wanting to use my Peggy Mitchell line at the new bar, seeing as I haven't used it in a couple of years, but it turns out the MaccyB is big on lairyness and embraces all things drunk and debaucherous. I have spied numerous fitties around my new neighbourhood and I am in need of some major chirpage, but I need my WingWoman Newbs to be at the helm of another NCW. She is a true leader by examplerrr!

I purchased some Supernoodles for my tea today for the first time in about 4 years. They always appear so tempting and cheap and are then hugely disappointing. I yearn for the days of home cooked food waiting for me on the table after getting in from a hard day's work in the stockroom. Ah man it's gona be pizza night tomorrow, I hope them 'rents of mine shed a tear over their anchovies.

Biking around the East End is also a treacherous task. I thought I would just be another cunty poser on my bike, but turns out it's fecking hard work staying alive on these Landin Streets.

Went to the bike shop off Brick Lane the other day and there were all these losers hanging out and enquiring about....errrrrrrrr.....1 gear bikes....? I think they called them.... Fixies...??!!! I mean, like, seriously, WTF are these pricks thinking. Do you not understand the beauty of a 15 gear minimum bike.....?? huh? Dickheads!

Peace 15+